Security (Unless You Have Treats) Doggy Tank Top
Security™ (Unless You Have Treats) – Authorized personnel only... unless you're carrying snacks!
Every dog takes their security job seriously... until someone reaches into a treat bag! The Security™ (Unless You Have Treats) Dog Shirt from Ambizion Pooch™ is for the fearless four-legged protector who guards the house, patrols the backyard, and barks at every suspicious squirrel, delivery driver, and falling leaf.
But let's be honest... all those tough security protocols disappear the second someone offers a delicious treat. Suddenly the intimidating watchdog becomes everyone's new best friend!
After all, every great security system has one universal access code... snacks!
Features:
- Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
- Lightweight fit for everyday adventures
- Funny, conversation-starting graphic
- Perfect for walks, dog parks, neighborhood patrols, family gatherings, and social media photos
- Available in multiple sizes and colors
Perfect For:
🚨 Home Security Experts
🦴 Treat-Motivated Protectors
🐶 Dogs Who Bark First and Sniff Later
😂 Four-Legged Neighborhood Watch Members
📸 Hilarious Photo Opportunities
Official Security Policy:
🚫 Strangers: Denied
🚫 Squirrels: Denied
🚫 Mail Carriers: Under Investigation
🦴 Anyone Carrying Treats: Access Granted Immediately!
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in excessive barking at the front door, enthusiastic "security inspections" of every grocery bag, and an immediate suspension of all guard duties upon receipt of one tasty treat.
Ambizion Pooch™
Every shirt tells a story, and this one is for the loyal protectors who take their jobs seriously... until snacks enter the conversation. Because every great watchdog has one weakness, and sometimes the fastest way past security isn't a password—it's a biscuit. Protecting the house is important... but treats are non-negotiable! 🐶🚨🦴😂
Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric — comfortable year-round
- Classic crew neck and fit for easy layering
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape retention
- DTF sleeve print detailing for crisp, durable graphics
- Heather options include a cotton-poly blend for added softness
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
| M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Length, cm | 25.40 | 30.48 | 39.37 |
| Height, cm | 18.40 | 20.90 | 23.50 |
| Collar width, cm | 13.65 | 16.51 | 22.86 |
| Chest width (laid flat), cm | 18.42 | 20.96 | 23.50 |
| Weight, kg | 10.43 | 20.41 | 31.75 |
Fiber composition
Solid colors are made of 100% combed ringspun cotton. Heather colors are 93% cotton and 7% polyester
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
Rib Knit
The 1x1 rib knit makes the fabric highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Double-needle ribbed binding
Binding on neck and armholes provides clean garment lines and prevents stretching
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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